Thurdsay Thirteen #43:Things My Kids Have Said To Me

These are all things my teenager and nearly teenager have said to or near me in the last few months.

1 – You’re taking pictures of me? Not now, Mom. Book Cover Lad has to go to school. – ds

2 – You know what’s really, really cool about when I get wet? I can just rub the pimples off. -ds

3 – Here. For your birthday. (Hands over an empty envelope.) I meant to put something in it – dd.

4 – I had this dream… (You don’t want to hear the rest. Suffice it to say it went on for half an hour with barely a moment wasted on breathing.) – both

5. Easier than pie. I say easier because pie can be a math term, and that’s not easy. – dd

6. Mom, you’re not going to the bathroom, are you? Wait, let me frisk it first. (He went in to remove all reading material) – ds

7. (While arguing over whether or not her shoes are too big) It isn’t a f-a-c-t. It’s a f-a-d. – dd

8. Me: The point is you’re on your own for lunch.

Boy: That’s OK. I know how to make it and how to eat it. I’m covered.

9. (Regarding a metal lawn chair sitting in a gazebo) It feels like I’m sitting on a statue. -dd

10. (After making choking noise twice) I just breathed in my Altoid. Again. – dd

11. (After watching a movie trailer for a kung fu movie) I don’t know. (It looks) too Brady Bunch. – dd

12. What is this sock doing in my load? You’re mooching off my laundry! Again! -ds

13. (Overheard phone conversation) No! Don’t drop the phone in the toilet! giggle, giggle. – dd

14. Bonus quote from my sister:

How’s the blob coming. You know, that thing you do on the computer.

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