Another one from the mail bag:
A Lady went into a bar in Montana and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen.
> The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
> The cowboy grinned and said, ‘Shore is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?’
> The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
> Blushing, he said, ‘Well, thankya, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.’
> ‘Don’t be flattered… take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit…’
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