Thurdsay Thirteen #9: Fractured Christmas Carols

Thirteen Fractured Christmas Carols

1. We three kings of porridge and tar.

2. On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

3. Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

4. O come, froggy faithful

5. Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

6. Later on we’ll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

7. He’s makin’ a list, chicken and rice.

8. Noel. Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel.

9. Olive, the other reindeer.

10. Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

11. Sleep in heavenly peas

12. Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

13. Noel. Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel.

Alice

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