Recipe for Disaster

I blame this one on Clean and Crazy, who didn’t know she was giving me ideas.

Take one reindeer with frayed electrical cord to the roof.
Add Christmas Music played at 20 decibels
to one irate neighbor.
Mix in a dozen screaming kids in the yard,
a broken shingle,
an open bottle of burgundy
empty stomach
and fresh snow.
Finish with a spouse holding a light bulb.
“You forgot his nose!”