Strangled Moonshine

Theodor: What happened here?

Jack: Bachelor party! I’m the laaaaasssst bachelor, so we had it at my place. P-p-pretty wild, huh?

Theodor: Let go of the moonshine. We need to talk. The future had been ruined by your mother-in-law. I need all the information on her personal history that you can provide.

Jack: What mother-in-law? I’m a baaaaachelor! Hey! Don’t put a cork in it. You’ll strangle it. By the way, who are you?

Previously in Jack and Jill: Cupid and Pink Hearts

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Strangled Moonshine” as suggested by Jannie Funster

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