The Birdman of Alka Seltzer

Tina: Whatchah eating?

Theodor: It’s an experiment. I took tissue samples from a certain primate and cultured them, manipulated the recombinant DNA, added a little cocci, mule, bird, man, and some cabbage, then re-cultured. Then I fried the whole thing with some salt, pepper, and mushroom.

Tina: Well, it’s got nothing to do with me. Doesn’t look tasty at all.

Theodor: Really? I think it looks exquisite.

Previously in Jack and Jill: Fuzzy Pancake

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “birdman” as suggested by Heather
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