How Stella Got Her Groove Back by Terry McMillan p.284

I just know the plane is going to crash because I am having entirely too much fun this summer despite the fact that I have lost a job though it means absolutely nothing to me emotionally and spiritually even if the money wasn’t bad but I do believe that God works in mysterious ways which is why I don’t have that job anymore and why I am feeling so much relief and , well, glee actually and I think it happened at this time in my life for a reason yet somewhow deep down inside I am feeling as if I will probably die very soon of some fatal disease which is why I yell to Chantel and Quincy to come stand over here with me in the first-class line where I am upgrading all three of us for a mere three thousand dollars because if I’m going to be dead soon my insurance policy will cover all my unpaid credit card bills.

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