T13: Kid Quotes

It’s been about a year since I’ve done this. Time to pass along some of the things my kids say.

1. The Boy: Some people don’t really get to living their lives where as me, I’ve been living all my life.

2. The Girl: I can’t be with people who don’t accept weird. Although to be completely honest, I don’t care to, so there isn’t a problem.

3. The Girl (to the cat running away): Come back endorphins!

4. The Girl: I hate it when I have a headache and sore throat because thinking and swallowing are some of my favorite activities.

5. The Boy: So I was talking to my friend about a sale at the grocery store and he’s like, “Dude. Sales are cool.”

6. Thge Girl talking about an online discussion of anorexia: She’s not taking into consideration that modals are a different species than the rest of us.

7. The Girl getting bit by Icarus: Oh, ouch. So cute. Ouch.

8. The Girl to the cat: Diana butt! You are inexcusably cute.

9. The Girl: Mommy, you aren’t fat. Did you see that guy in the grocery store? He belonged in Walmart.

10. The Girl while watching anime: Not to say I don’t enjoy romanticizing things the same as any other hormonal teenage girl, but guns don’t work that way.

11. The Girl: I don’t like post apocalyptic books because I just don’t like the scenery.

12. The Girl: On the way home I was thinking about pessimists. No. That was all.

13. The Girl: (while holding a cat in one hand and a plate of food in the other) It’s not my fault there’s cat hair in the food. It’s her fault (pointing at the cat)