Golden Parachute

Theodor: Hah! You did not plan ahead. I have you this time.

Tina: My parachute might not be golden, but it isn’t like I never thought about my retirement.

Previously in Jack and Jill: Turtle, Turtle

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is parachute as suggested by Heather
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