Foregone Conclusions

Jill: So, what do you think? Would you like to rent the room from us?

Theodor: Well, let us consider. I am in search of a residence which will allow me to engage fully in my occupation as a researcher. To that end I seek a place that will provide me with a comfortable environment with the least amount of fuss. Although you offer all utilities included, you do not offer meals, laundry, or general cleaning. The room is of substandard size and esthetic appeal, and is clearly already in use. Furthermore the price is high. You have not even introduced me to my potential roommate. What do you conclude?

Jack: Well, considering she’s the roommate, I guess it’s obvious you wouldn’t want….

Theodor: I’ll take it.

Previously in Jack and Jill: Stud Muffin

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is foregone conclusions as suggested by The Walking Man
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