13 Self Defense Tools

Well, defense from being tickled anyway. The Girl likes to bug me until I drop whatever I’m doing and chase her through the house. She wants to share the various things she’s used to fend me off.

1. A shoe
2. a section from a tent pole
3. a chip bag clip
4. a blanket
5. a laundry basket (which she pulled over herself and tried to hide under. Didn’t work)
6. a cardboard tube leftover from wrapping paper.
7. a bread wrapper twisty
8. an envelope
9. bubble wrap
10. a cat
11. the other cat
12. Mr. Al
13. a bowl of cereal