Jill: Mom, I’m serious. If you make me choose between you and my husband, I’m going to choose my husband. After all the things you’ve done to us – from planting listening devices in our plants to jumping out from places you shouldn’t be – I can’t blame him for being mad about your moving in. You should go home. Besides, what’s so bad about living with Cousin Raoul?
Raoul: Yeah, Aunt Tina. The way you moved out of Mom’s house just because I moved in hurt my feelings. Is cross dressing really such a bad thing?
Tina: It isn’t your cross dressing that’s the problem. It’s your total lack of class. Really? Pearls before nine pm.? Ridiculous.
Previously in Jack and Jill: Assign of the Times
The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is Pearls Before Swine as suggested by brian miller
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