“I can’t believe you did that,” Lisa said. “How can you blame Gene for wanting a place of his own?” “A place.” When Ben thought of a place, he saw a bachelor’s apartment full of junk, beer, and women’s underwear like he’d seen in a movie or two. So far as he could guess, his mom’s house would never look anything like that. “This is his home, isn’t it?” Lisa was on a roll and showing no signs of letting […]
As if climbing up the file cabinet to get the paint last week wasn’t bad enough. This week Jill wants to actually use the paint. Jack: You want me to paint WHAT? Jill: Come on, Jack. You can see for yourself it’s just primer. We have to paint it soon. The real estate lady said so. Jack: By “we” you wouldn’t happen to mean you, would you? Jill: You don’t really expect ME to get on the roof, do you? Do you have any […]