I’ve been running at half-mast all week long due to a cold. Seems like I’m tired and spacy all the time. Here are places – recent, remembered, or just dreamed up, I’m not always sure which – in which to discover I have fallen asleep.
1. Bed, of course.
2. The most comfortable chair in the house – a nice, over-stuffed recliner.
3. The least comfortable chair in the house – a wooden bar stool.
4. Slumped over the keyboard at my desk.
5. On a sandy riverbank which seems like it ought to be soft but turns out more uncomfortable than regular ground.
6. The bed – only with my feet and head in the wrong places.
7. Slumped over the kitchen table with paperwork getting crumpled.
8. On the floor of a van.
9. On a tracker inner tube floating down a canal.
10. In a tee-pee.
11. Under a pile of arms, legs, paws, and tails.
12. In a movie theater.
13. On the toilet.
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