1. Pinch someone.
2. Get pinched.
3. Argue over shades of green.
4. Argue over whether or not pinching should be done at all.
5. Agree to let the whole thing drop.
6. Offer green beer.
7. Slip laxative into said beer.
8. Refuse to take a sip first.
9. Take a shower to wash laxative filled green beer from hair.
10. Offer leprechaun gold.
11. Unwrap it and eat the chocolate inside to prove it’s real, and not Ex-lax.
12. Apologize because that was all there was.
13. Flinch to keep from getting pinched.
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