Home Coming

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Jill: Hi.

Jack: Darling, I’m real glad you’re home, but why’d you come back now?

Jill: Isn’t it obvious?

Jack: (not saying anything cause anything he says is bound to get him into trouble, and frankly, he hasn’t a clue.)

Jill: The way Aunt Gertrude feeds me, my hips were getting wide.

Today’s theme is wide

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