Categotry Archives: Jokes
13 Nouns and some Adjectives
A little stream of consciousness: 1. cough 2. tired 3. ache 4. whooping-cough 5. death 6. fever 7. sneeze 8. lingering death 9. Medieval 10. dizziness 11. pestilent death 12. hypochondria 13. melodrama Hey, we all have our moments.
13 Political Quotes
1. I think it’s about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we’ve been voting for boobs long enough. ~Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate 2. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop 3. Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato 4. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no […]
Weeweechu
It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged. “But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita. Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.” Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.” Pedro grabbed his guitar […]
Fwd: LET THE ELFING BEGIN
> NO PASS BACKS > > > Merry Christmas ! > > You’ ve been Elfed !!! > Content warning: What’s on the “more button” is PG-13 which is kind of ironic as it’s so juvenile.
Fw: The Irish Bagpiper
As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. […]
Choose Your Battles
more animals Did you ever pick a fight that was too big for you, or were convinced you were in the right, but turns out you weren’t? I got a notice from my storage unit place that the rent was due. I’d paid for a full year in advance because you get a nice discount that way, and was absolutely sure it wouldn’t come up again until August. They kept pointing to the date in their computer as if that […]
Where You Going?
more animals Mr.Al and I are staying with my mother right now. We’re going to spend New Years Eve at an Indian restaurant and eat curry, and catch a movie. It’s what we do every year. You weren’t planning on going anywhere today, were you? Do you go to visit with family over the Holidays? If so, do you stay for more than a day? Do you stay over New Years? How do you ring the New Year in?
LOLcat Takes to the Air
Here’s a little something for those of you traveling by plane in the next few days. more animals more animals more animals more animals
What Is It With Cats and Christmas Trees?
more animals What is it with cats and Christmas trees? My son actually wants to know the answer to this. He seems to think it has to do with the way a pine tree smells. I think it has more to do with blinking lights and fun things that make loud noises when they get knocked to the floor. What do you think? Do you have cats? Do they go nuts for Christmas trees? What do you do about it?
