Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill
Full Moon
Previously in Jack and Jill: SMILES The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is full moon as suggested by The Boy Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Foregone Conclusions
Jill: So, what do you think? Would you like to rent the room from us? Theodor: Well, let us consider. I am in search of a residence which will allow me to engage fully in my occupation as a researcher. To that end I seek a place that will provide me with a comfortable environment with the least amount of fuss. Although you offer all utilities included, you do not offer meals, laundry, or general cleaning. The room is of […]
Stud Muffin
Jill: Would someone answer the door? It’s probably the new renter. Tina: You aren’t really going to rent my room, are you? I wouldn’t mind sharing the room with him if he’s good looking. Jill: Just open the door. Previously in Jack and Jill: Cushioning the Fall The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is Muffin as suggested by Colleen
Cushioning the Fall
Jill: Mom, it isn’t just that you and Jack don’t get along. We also need the money. The mortgage on this place is killing us. Tina: But I like living with you. I can’t help it if I don’t have any money for rent. Jill: Well, you better get used to the idea, because the first renter comes to look at the place tomorrow. Tina: What? I will not be treated this way. I want to stay here, and that’s […]
Pearls Before Nine
Jill: Mom, I’m serious. If you make me choose between you and my husband, I’m going to choose my husband. After all the things you’ve done to us – from planting listening devices in our plants to jumping out from places you shouldn’t be – I can’t blame him for being mad about your moving in. You should go home. Besides, what’s so bad about living with Cousin Raoul? Raoul: Yeah, Aunt Tina. The way you moved out of Mom’s […]
Assign of the Times
Tina: What’s that? Jill: We’re going to rent out the guest room. Tina: But I’m in the guest room. Jill: Exactly. Previously in Jack and Jill: A Saucy Wench The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is sign as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
A Saucy Wench
Jill: No, no, Jack. You can’t feed my mother to the neighbors? Jack: Not enough sauce? Jill: Too much sass! Previously in Jack and Jill: Fly Away Birdy Word: Sassy Suggested by: The Boy and agreed to by a whole bunch of others
Travel Plans
Jack: You are not welcome here! Go home! Tina (Jill’s mother): What home? I have no other home to go to. Jack: Then go somewhere else. Pack your bags. I’ll be glad to send you on your way. Tina: What? You going to send me to China or something? You don’t have the money. Jack: China? I think maybe I could pull that off. Today’s word: China Brought to you by: The Boy Previously in Jack and Jill: Fly Away […]
Fly Away Birdy
Tina (Jill’s Mom): …so the long and short of it is that I’m moving in here. Jill: What?! But… Tina: No buts. This is obviously the best place for me. So that’s all there is to it. What do you think of THAT, son-in-law? Jill: Jack! Don’t you dare. Previously in Jack and Jill: Regular Fruit Today’s word was bird, brought to you by Heather
Regular Fruit
Tina (Jill’s Mom): Hey, Gertrude. We’re out of mangoes. Gertrude (Tina’s sister): We have plenty of apples and oranges. Have regular fruit instead. Doorbell: Dingdong Raoul (Gertrude’s son): Mom, can I stay here a while? I got kicked out of my apartment for cross dressing. Gertrude: Of course you can. Tina: (muttering). If that’s the kind of fruit we’re going to have around here, I’m moving out. Novroz suggested Exotic Fruit. Previously in Jack and Jill: Plant of the Ape
Plant of the Ape
Jill’s Mom: Hey, Sis. Thanks for calling but I’m busy right now so I have to get off the phone. Aunt Gertrude: What are you doing? Jill’s Mom: Remember when we all went drinking a few nights ago, including my daughter and my no good son-in-law? Aunt Gertrude: Yep, yep. I remember. You got so drunk we had to carry you out. Jill’s Mom: Well, never mind that. Jack borrowed some money from me to get more beer, then called […]
13 Words for Jack and Jill
For many years now I have participated in a blog hop called PhotoHunt. Every Saturday you are supposed to post a picture that relates to a word they provide. Only, I don’t do it the way you are supposed to. I do it as fiction. Hey, author here. What do you expect? Usually I make a joke of it, frequently puns based on the word they provide. But lately I’ve lost interest in the words provided, have only two readers […]
Jack and Jill – Make a Suggestion
Apparently I can’t do PhotoHunt Jack and Jills anymore. I’ve been trying, but for the last three weeks I was unable to come up with something. I think part of the problem is that I’ve been doing Jack and Jill for so long now that I already have perfectly good posts up for most of the kind of words you would use in PhotoHunt. I think part of the problem is that I can’t seem to get a roll going […]
Arch Texture
Jack: What are you doing? Jill: Feel this sandstone. It feels so cool, rough and smooth at the same time. Previously in Jack and Jill: Tell Me That Spot Isn’t Yellow For more posts with Architecture or building go to Keyhole Pictures
