Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill
Why So Pallid?
Jill: Jack, you don’t look so good. Are you really afraid of flying? You were fine on all the trips before. Jack: No, it’s because we’re going home. Jill: So? Jack: To your mother. Previously in Jack and Jill: A Solstice to Drive You Mad The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “pallid” as suggested by Talon Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion. And my humble thanks to everyone […]
A Solstice to Drive You Mad
Jill: You were right. We should stay here for the Summer Solstice. It’s so beautiful and the days are so long. I mean, get a load of that view! Jack: I changed my mind. I want to go back right away. Jill: What? Why? Jack: I don’t want to miss the Solstice. Previously in Jack and Jill: Flighty The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Solstice” as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do with […]
Let’s Try This Again
This post is pinned to the top. For today’s post, scroll down. First of all, please notice that I have placed a button just for Jack and Jill in my sidebar. Yeah, it’s down there a ways. Please feel free to click it at any time. It will take you to the post from which I will draw the words on which to base a Jack and Jill post. It’s just a little reminder that this is an interactive endeavor.
Flighty
Jack: Ah, here’s our flight now. Jill: Which one? Oh, let me guess, we used the discount broker again. Jack: Just bear with it. We’re almost out of money. Jill: Then maybe we should go home…. Jack: And live with your mother? Not in a cuckoo’s summer. Jill: If you ask me, we’ve already had that. Previously in Jack and Jill: Boxing Day The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “a cuckoo’s summer” as suggested by Brian Miller […]
Jack and Jill Suggestion Box
Each Saturday I take a word or sentence that someone has suggested and try to turn it into a Jack and Jill post. A lot of the Tina stuff you’ve been seeing is a direct result of the kind of suggestions people have made. You can have an impact on Jack and Jill by making suggestions. Or you can just do a stream of consciousness thing and let her fly. If I pick one of your suggestions, I’ll attribute it […]
Boxing Day
Theodor: At last, I have you cornered. Previously in Jack and Jill: 25 Hours of Sleep The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is ” box” as suggested by The Boy Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
25 Hours of Sleep
Tina: Rats. I shouldn’t have hit him so hard. He’s taking up the best bed in the house. Previously in Jack and Jill: Home Décor The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is ” 25 hours of sleep ” as suggested by The Walking Man Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Home Decor
Theodor: Tina, my sweet, I have a gift for you. Tina: Really? What is it? Theodor: Isn’t it obvious? It’s curtains. For you, my dear. Previously in Jack and Jill: Chores The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is” curtains” as suggested by The Boy Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Chores
Tina: You call THIS doing your own dishes? Theodor: Yep. Previously in Jack and Jill: But I’m Not an Alien The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is do your own dishes as suggested by The Walking Man Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
But I’m Not an Alien
Theodor: I.N.S.? But I’m not an illegal alien. You can’t deport me where there is no where to deport me to! Who could have called the I.N.S.? Tina: Tee-hee. Previously in Jack and Jill: Sizing Him Up The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is alien as suggested by CountryDew Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Sizing Him Up
Theodor: First she destroys the data I brought home. Then she tells my lab partner I did it in a fit of rage. Next she tells my main grant provider I’m focusing on someone else’s research. What is she trying to do? Previously in Jack and Jill: A Man Who Only Thinks He’s in Charge The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is frame as suggested by The Boy Want to see what I can do with a word […]
A Man Who Only Thinks He’s in Charge
Theodor: Ahhhhh. Finally, a chance to relax. I’ll just call in to the lab and tell them I’ll collect the sample later. Previously in Jack and Jill: Pets as Masters The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is man only thinks he’s in charge as suggested by The Walking Man Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Golden Parachute
Theodor: Hah! You did not plan ahead. I have you this time. Tina: My parachute might not be golden, but it isn’t like I never thought about my retirement. Previously in Jack and Jill: Turtle, Turtle The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is parachute as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Turtle, Turtle
Tina (on the phone): When are you coming home, Honey? Jill: We’re on our way back now, but it’s going to take a while. We ended up on the brown turtle. Tina: You mean the Green Tortoise Bus company? I didn’t think they went to Mongolia. Jill: They don’t. Previously in Jack and Jill: Re-Think The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is turtles as suggested by Novroz Want to see what I can do with a word or […]
