Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill
Out With the Old
Jack: Oh no! We’re going to crash! We have to jettison everything we don’t need! Previously in Jack and Jill: E-Motion The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is ” jettison” as suggested by Alice Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion. Jack and Jill will be on vacation next week. It’ll be back the following week.
E-Motion
Jill: Mother! Don’t you dare. Tina: But he’s not doing anything today. Just look at the lazy bum. He hasn’t moved a muscle. Unless you count that stupid, electronic game. What does he get out of it anyway? Jill: Leave him be. He’s reliving past glory. Tina: Huh? Jill: Don’t ask. Previously in Jack and Jill: In The Drink The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “motion” as suggested by Novroz Want to see what I can do […]
Tissue Sample
Tina: Achooo! What are you still doing here? I thought you were going to move out. Theodore: I’m all packed. I just needed one more thing. Tina: Like what? Ouch! Quit pulling my hair. Tina: Well, if you’re going to be like that, I’ll be the one to go. Previously in Jack and Jill: Saintly Gift The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “tissue” as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do with a word […]
Saintly Gift
Tina: Hey, it’s almost Easter. What are you going to give me? Jack: What are you talking about? Tina: It’s a holliday, right? As you mother in law I should get a gift? I’m thinking a smart phone would be good. Or maybe a tablet. Jack: I’ll give you something all right… Tina: No rotten eggs! Jack: Rats! Well then forget it. I’m not giving you anything on Easter. Tina: Well, then when? Jack: On Saint Never Ever Day. Previously […]
Fast Asleep
Tina: Jack, help me wake Theodor. Jack: Let him sleep. Tina: But he’s in the best bed in the house. I want to sleep here. Jack: Wait until he wakes up. Tina: That could be days! Ack! Help!
Farting in the kids bed and holding the cover over his head
Tina: Leave me stuck in a bottle for a week will you? Take that! Previously in Jack and Jill: Keeping It All Bottled Up The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Farting in the kids bed and holding the cover over his head” as suggested by The Walking Man Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Keeping it All Bottled Up
Jill: I’m sorry about dumping my mother on you while we were on vacation. I know she can be hard to handle. If she gets to be too much, tell me. Please don’t feel like you have to keep it all inside. All right? Theodor: No, no. I got exactly what I wanted from her. Previously in Jack and Jill: Basking in Her Glroy The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is ” bottle ” as suggested by The […]
Basking in Her Glory
Jill: Is Theodor fanning you? Really? How’d you get him to do that? Tina: I’ve got him trained. Jack: Gah!!!! Run away! Previously in Jack and Jill: Lifted Lizards The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is ” basking ” as suggested by Novroz Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Lifted Lizards
Jill: That look heavy. Please tell me it’s from Theodor’s lab. Tina: Nope. Jewelry store. Jill: (heavy sigh) I guess it doesn’t matter. Either way it’s probably stolen. Tina: Yep. (grin) It’s a lifted lizard. Previously in Jack and Jill: His Special Place The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “lifted lizards” as suggested by Jannie Funster Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion. The lizard is for sale and […]
His Special Place
Theodor: Beryllium. Boron. Bromine. Barium…. Jill: What is he doing? Tina: Oh, he likes to do that now and then. He lays on the table and spouts off some nonsense. Apparently it calms him down. He calls it his periodic table. Previously in Jack and Jill: We’re Home The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “periodic table” as suggested by Novroz Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
We’re Home
Jill: Mom! Theodor! We’re home. You would not believe what we…. . . . Previously in Jack and Jill: Proud of Himself The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “wooly mammoth” as suggested by Brian Miller Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Proud of Himself
Jack: So? What did you think of my landing? Jill: It was a little rough. Previously in Jack and Jill: Unchartered, I Land The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “rough” as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion. Jack and Jill posts each Saturday at noon Mountain Standard Time – that being my time zone.
Unchartered, I Land
Jill: Jack, are you flying this thing? But the only thing you’ve ever flown was the X-box. Jack: Someone had to do it. Jill: What about the pilot and co-pilot? Jack: Went sky diving. Took the only parachutes. Jill: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Jack: But what bothers me is I can’t see anywhere to land in all these mountains. Hey wait, is that a lake? @#%^, it has an island. Previously in Jack and Jill: Why So Pallid? The theme for this week’s […]
