Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill

New Toy

Jack: Hey, Honey, look what I got you for your birthday. Jack: Isn’t it great? This baby’s got enough horsepower to go through bone. Now you can make all the jerky you want, which is great because I’ve already got a hunting trip lined up. Yep. I’ll be bringing home the venison this time for sure. Jack: Just be careful how you… huh? Jack: Oof Jack: Babe, if I’d known you wanted one this much, I’d have gotten one for […]

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Gotcha, Jack!

Jack: Jill! Previously in Jack and Jill With Running Water saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is bright. Be sure to visit the home page.

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With Running Water

Jill: What-cha doing? Jack: Trying to fix this leaky faucet. We have buyers coming in to look at the house tomorrow. If they see the faucet leaks, they’ll think all kinds of things are wrong with the house. Jill: We should hire a plumber. Jack: The one with the huge butt and the pants… Jill: … that hang down to… and he kept telling all those dirty jokes…. hmmm…. Isn’t there anyone else? Jack: Not one we can afford. Jill: […]

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PMS

Jill: Did you just say… P.               M.                                       S.?          Jack: Uh… yeah. Jill: I’ll show you PMS!!!     saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is emotion. Be sure to visit the home page. This is the culmination of a three part series. If you haven’t already seen them, I recommend you check out the other two parts: Previously in Jack and Jill Jill Alone in the […]

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G-g-g-g-ghost!

Jack: Hi. Jill: Thank God you’re home! Jack, we have to do something! There’s a ghost in the house. Jack: Huh? Jill: We have to get out of here! While you were gone a ghost came along and messed with my hair. Jack: Come on, Jill. There’s no such thing as ghosts. Jill: Of course there’s a ghost. You don’t think I’d do this to my own hair, do you? Jack: Um….. Jill: Well? How do you explain it? Jack: […]

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Jill Alone in the House

Hover over the pictures if you’d like words to go with them. Lori V. Just Say These Words saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is yourself Be sure to visit the home page. Previously in Jack and Jill There Was an Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe I am very, very pleased to accept an award from Tammy for the Jack and Jill series. Thank you.

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There Was an Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe

Jack: You want to live WHERE?!     Jill: Oh come on, Jack. It’s perfect for us. We don’t need a big place like we have now. This is close to work and comes from the best store. Jack: No. No way. Nuh-huh. I’m not living in a high-heel. Look, if we have to live in a shoe, I know just the place. Jill: Shreeeeek! No! You’re kidding, right? You won’t make me live THERE will you? Jack: What’s wrong […]

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Jack Knows Better

  Jill: Jack, what are you looking for? Jack: Candy. Jill: You won’t find it among my spices. Jack: I know what I’m dong. Jill: Well all right. Just don’t make a mess.   Jack: Ah-hah! I found them. I’ll just take this to the workshop. Jill will never know I swiped one. Jill: Oh, that man!   feefifoto Tamy ~ 3 Sides of Crazy CrAzY Working Mom maryt/theteach saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found […]

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How Are You Feeling, Dear?

Jill: Would you like another cookie? There are plenty more. Jack: Thanks, but I’ll pass. Jill: You didn’t drink you milk. Jack: What I’d really like is a beer… Jill: Not on your life. saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is Anything Be sure to visit the home page. Previously in Jack and Jill Time’s Up SnoopyTheGoon SargeCharlie eaglehawk

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Time's Up

If you haven’t been following the Jack and Jill story, I strongly recomend you click the “Previously in Jack and Jill” link. Previously in Jack and Jill Jack in Hiding saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is Time Be sure to visit the home page.

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Jack In Hiding

Jill: Jack, it’s time to go. Jack? Jill: Where are you? Jack: Eeek! Not yet! Jill: He has to be around here somewhere. Jack: I feel like the gingerbread man. saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is Funny Signs Be sure to visit the home page. All right, I didn’t quit fit the challenge, but I thought I did well considering. Previously in Jack and Jill: 13 Broken Bones SargeCharlie TorAa

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13 Broken Bones

We continue the story of Jack and Jill from last week when Jack fell off the roof. Jill:  How do you feel? Jack: Ow! Jill:  The doctor said you broke 13 bones, but the worst was your little toe.  He thought for a little while they were going to have to amputate. Jack:  More morphine, please. Jill: He said the two cracked ribs would probably hurt the longest. Jack:  groan. Jill:  He said I could take you home the day […]

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Jack Fell Down

Jill:  Jack?  Oh no!  Jack!   Jill:  You didn’t go up on the roof after I told you not to, did you? Jack:  (silence) Jill:  You did!  Oh no!  Are you all right?     Jack:  (groan) Jill:  Oh no!  What do I do?  What do I do? Jack:  (groan) Jill:  Oh, your leg, your arms, you… neck?  Can you feel anything? Jack:  Ouch.                  Jill:  Booo hoooo!  I killed my husband.  I told him to paint the house and now […]

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No, Jack! No!

Jill:  Jack?  What are you doing? Jack:  Drinking. Jill:  I can see that.  What I want to know is why? Jack:  You want me to paint the thing on the roof, right? Jill:  (slowly)  Yeahhhhhh. Jack:  I needed a little courage. Jill:  Oh no.  No, no, no!  You are not going up there like this. Jack:  Do you want it done, or don’t you?     saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme […]

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Introducing Jack and Jill

It is my intention to start doing these photohunt things in a more Gerbil TV manner.  In other words, I now have a couple of characters who will be doing something each week.  If I’m lucky I will make them both fit the photohunt theme, and have a little story of their own going. For instance, this week’s theme is “hidden.”  So I ask you, can you find Jack and Jill?  Any guesses which toys they are? saturday photo scavenger […]

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