Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill
London Bridges
Jack: Tell me again why we are doing this? Jill: To make Aunt Gertrude happy. Jack: But if it’s your aunt who likes to see people play London Bridges with their pets, why is it your Uncle Ted watching? Jill: Because Aunt Gertrude is busy today. Jack: It doesn’t make sense. Jill: Quit complaining. It got the cat off our backs, didn’t it? Today’s theme is fur Previously in Jack and Jill Transfer Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for […]
Transfer
Jill: Wow, look at that, Jack. Do you see what the woman next door is wearing? I haven’t seen one of those in years – a full length fur coat. I wish I had something like that. I’d even settle for a mink stole or a fur collar like my grandmother used to have. Jack: Here you go, Darling. It’s the softest, warmest fur collar you’ll ever have. It even purrs. This one relies heavily on the four previous Jack […]
Chipper
Jill: Come on, Jack, you used to do the dishes all the time. Please do them now? Look I chipped a nail! Jack: A nail? Darling, that’s nothing. I think I chipped a tooth! Jill: A tooth? How did you…. Oh, yeah. Never mind. Today’s theme is chip Previously in Jack and Jill Fur Hat Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Fur Hat
Jill: Brrrrrrr! I am soooo cold! Jack: Would you like my hat? Jill: No thanks. I can’t believe you wanted to come out here when it’s so cold, and foggy, and Jack: I was planning on holding your hand. I thought it would be, you know, romantic or something. Jill: No you didn’t. I know exactly what you were planning on doing, and it isn’t going to work. Jack: Oh come on! It’s the warmest fur hat you’ll ever have. […]
Good Catch, Jack
Jill: Oops. This one makes more sense if saw the one I did last week – the one called “Rescue.” Today’s theme is aftermath Previously in Jack and Jill Rescue Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Rescue
Jill: I sure hope this works. Stay tuned for next week when the theme is “Aftermath.” Today’s theme is hope Previously in Jack and Jill Squeeky Clean Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Squeaky Clean
Jill: Wow, Jack, thank you so much! You’ve really been a help lately. And look at that plate! It’s sooo clean! Need any help? Jack: Nope. I got it. Jill: Okay. I’ll be in the living room if you need me. Jack: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Today’s theme is squeaky Previously in Jack and Jill Home Coming Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Home Coming
Jack: Hi. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jill: Hi. Jack: Darling, I’m real glad you’re home, but why’d you come back now? Jill: Isn’t it obvious? Jack: (not saying anything cause anything he says is bound to get him into trouble, and frankly, he hasn’t a clue.) Jill: The way Aunt Gertrude feeds me, my hips were getting wide. Today’s theme is wide Previously in Jack and Jill Breakfast in Style […]
Breakfast in Style
Jill: Aunt Gertrude, thank you so much for letting me stay over. Gertrude: Certainly, Dear. If I’d found my husband in my dress, I’d want to run away too. Jill: It wasn’t actually him in the dress. Gertrude: Then why did you want to leave him? Jill: He didn’t take me with him! Today’s theme is breakfast Previously in Jack and Jill Hint Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the […]
Aftermath
Jack: (groan) Where am I? My head hurts. What happened last night? Jack: Whoah! Is that me? Uh oh. What ever I was doing last night, I hope Jill doesn’t find out. Today’s theme is reflection Previously in Jack and Jill Ruined Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Ruined
Fred: I’ll bet you $20 you won’t do it. Raoul: You’re on. Look at me! Look at me! Aren’t I pretty? Call me Jill from now on. Jack: Uh oh. Jill: You ruined it! May favorite dress. Raoul: To heck with the dress, what about my reputation?! Today’s theme is ruined Previously in Jack and Jill Away We Go Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Away We Go
This one continues directly from last week’s Photohunt. Jack: Aw, Honey. Don’t you know it’ll all be OK as long as we’re together? Jack: Hey, Fred and Raoul, you’re late. Everyone’s already… hey! Wait! Where are you taking me? Today’s theme is together Previously in Jack and Jill After the Party Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
After the Party
Jack: What’s the matter, Darling? Why so blue? Jill: Our families went home. Jack: Yeah. It’s going to take a lot of work getting this place fixed up. At least we haven’t had any buyers for the house come by in a while. I’ll bet I can get the wall fixed before the real estate lady calls again. I don’t blame you for being upset. Jill: It isn’t that….. Jill: …. it’s just…. Jill:…. I miss them. This one continues […]
Survival
Jack: Was that the door bell? They aren’t here already, are they? You’re family is scary. Jill: My family?! What about YOUR family? They’re beasts! Jack: Well yours are monsters! I’m serious, Darling. The way your cousin Mike looks like he’s only got one eye, and that thing your cousin Jeff is always carrying. What’s up with that? Jill: Well your Aunt Mimi is an old crocodile! Jack: Old? You want to talk about old, what about Carol and Anthony. […]
Surprise Reunion
Jack: Darling, I have bad news. Jill: What? What’s wrong? Jack: You’ll have to set more places at the table. MY family is coming over too. Jill: Oh no! To see Jack’s family and Jill’s family, tune in next week when the theme is “Scary.” Today’s theme is family Previously in Jack and Jill Move Your Lazy Butt Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
