Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill
That New Car Smell
Jill: We should have bought the other car after all. Jack: Why? Jill: This new one is plastic. I can’t get the paint to stay on. Today’s theme is Plastic Previously in Jack and Jill Solution Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Solution
Jill: I’m telling you, I’m not walking anymore. We need a car. Jack: Now, Darling. Jill: Don’t you “Now Darling” me. You aren’t the one who fell into a mud puddle. And right up over my head, too. Jack: Now, Dar… um, Honey. I told you about the stepping stones. Jill: The point is, we need a car. Jack: I know just the one. Jill: You have got to be kidding. Jack: What’s wrong with it? It’s a classic. Jill: […]
I Fell In
Jack: (crying) How could this have happened? Tonic did Jill really fall in? I know she can be clumsy sometimes, but I’m clumsier. And she does stupid things now and then, just like me. Remember the time she fell into her bowl of cereal? And there was the time we couldn’t get out of the bathtub. If it weren’t for her help I wouldn’t have gotten out either. She helped me paint the house, and didn’t complain too much when […]
Stepping Stones
Jack: Jill? Tonic, where did Jill go? Today’s theme is Walk Previously in Jack and Jill Attack Dog Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Attack Dog
Jack: Going for a walk this late at night? Jill: What’s wrong with that. Jack: Well I know it isn’t the most dangerous neighborhood in town, but it isn’t the safest either. Why don’t you wait a bit and I’ll come with you. Jill: No, no. I’ll have Tonic with me. He’ll be plenty of protection. Jack: Well, all right, but if you aren’t home in a few minutes, I’m coming looking for you. Jack: That was fast. Looks like […]
Return of the Prodigal Son
Veronica: I’m so sorry. I really did think your dog was for sale. As you see, I love dogs. Jack: It’s fine. We’re just glad to have him back. Veronica: Bye, bye. Take good care of him, now. Jill: Hey, Dear, since when has Tonic had a purple collar? Jack: Heck with that. Since when has he walked on his hind legs? Today’s theme is Purple Previously in Jack and Jill The Search I also recommend you check out this […]
The Search
Jack: Bring out your dogs. *ding* Bring out your doooogs. *ding* Bring out your dogs. *ding* Jill: Jack, what do you think you’re doing? This isn’t Monty Python and the Holey Grail, you know. It’s not like Tonic’s dead, either. He just (shrug) ran way. Jack: Bring out your dooogs. *ding* Jill: Would you quit that? Besides, you’re starting to get a different kind of following. Jack: Oh, them? I asked them to come along. Jill: What? You expect them […]
Lost and Found
Jack: Tonic! Jill: Tonic! Gin: Meeeooooowww! Jack: Here boy! Here, Tonic! Jill: Tooooonic! Gin: Meeeooooowww! Jack: Wait! Look at this! Jill: Yellow paint, just like he walked through before he disappeared. He’s been kidnapped! Today’s theme is Stripes Previously in Jack and Jill Sold! Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Sold
Jill: Oh no! Look at my hands! And you’re hands too! They’re covered in paint. Why didn’t you tell me the paint was wet? Jack: I don’t know. I didn’t think about it. Jill: Well you better think about it now. Anything we touch is going to get yellow paint all over it. Jill: Did you just hear something just now? Jack: Not a thing. Jill: Hey, where’s Tonic? (ten minutes earlier:) Veronica: What a nice dog. Oh? For sale? […]
Wet Paint
Jill: What is this? Jack: The sign for selling our house. Jill: We can’t sell the house with a sign like this! Jack: I know! Tonic walked all over it, and got yellow paint everywhere. Jill: That is the least of the problems with this sign…. Tonic: *thinking to himself* Blah, blah, blah. Huh? Oh! Today’s theme is yellow. Last week was four and next is hands. Yeah, I’m going somewhere with this. Previously in Jack and Jill House For […]
House For Sale
Jack: Dmn it, Tonic! Keep your dirty feet off my sign!!! Yeah, this is set up for next week. 🙂 Today’s theme is four. Next week is yellow. Previously in Jack and Jill Nostalgia saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Nostalgia
Jack: Takes you back, don’t it? Jill: I’ll say! It’s been so long since we visited the old place. Jack: Well get an eye full now because now that we’re going to rent it out, we won’t be here much. Jill: Know what I’m going to miss the most? All the space! This house is huge! Jack: Sure is! Our new trailer house could fit inside the living room of this place. Look at that fireplace. I remember putting whole […]
Gosh, Thanks.
Jack: Help!!! Jill: What’s up with Raoul? Jack: He’s mad because he still can’t get the dress off. Bye, Raoul! And thanks! Jill: Here, let me get you down from there. But what on Earth are you thanking him for? Jack: He has good taste in beer. Today’s theme is thankful. Previously in Jack and Jill Mistake Saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Mistake
Jack: Jill? Darling? It’s a bit late, but I’ve got your Valentine’s present ready. Jill? Where are you? Jack: Honey, I hate to say this, but I do believe you have made a terrible mistake. Don’t you know how dangerous it is to curl up with Gin? That cat won’t never leave you alone now. If you weren’t warm enough I could have fixed it up for you. Here, let me help. Gin: Merrrrow??? Today’s theme is warm Previously in […]
Hey There, Sailor
Jill: Thanks for joining me in the tub, Dear. Jack: No problem. I know what a pain it can be to take a bath. Jill: So, think we should get out? Jack: Well, it’s been a couple days now, and I can’t seem to catch that fish, so I’m getting hungry. Yeah, let’s try to scale the walls of the tub. I’m ready. Jill: Good. I’m ready too. By the way, I didn’t bring any rope. Did you? Jack: Uh […]
