Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill
Cymbolism
Jill: Is this really a how-to-play-guitar program? I don’t get all these symbols. Just how are we supposed to play that? Today’s theme is Symbolic Previously in Jack and Jill: Just One More Drink, please Be sure to visit the home page.
Just One More Drink, please
Jill: I don’t mind making you a smoothie now and then, and I don’t mind you’re drinking so many of them, but I’m fed up with making so many. One more, and that’s it! Today’s theme is Drink If you didn’t read last week’s Jack and Jill – Just One – your really should. It’s the set up for this week. Be sure to visit the home page.
Just One
Jack: Ah, come on, Darling. Just one. Jill: No! I know you. One will lead to another, and then another. This just isn’t the time. Jack: You just don’t want me putting any more hair on my chest. Jill: (…) Today’s theme is one To see what others did with the theme, visit the home page.
Family Vacation
Jill: It’s so nice that we can all be here together. Jack: Yes. All of us. You, me, Gin, Tonic, George, Cara, Mia, Renee, about a hundred iguanas…. Today’s theme is Together Be sure to visit the home page.
Busy Body
Jill: What has gotten in to you, Tonic? You’re moving so fast I can hardly see you. This one ties in closely with Informant-tive Today’s theme is Busy Previously in Jack and Jill: He’s Such a Card Be sure to visit the home page.
He’s Such a Card
Today’s theme is Card(s) Previously in Jack and Jill: Informant-tive Be sure to visit the home page.
Informant-tive
Jill: Yes, Mom. I know… I’m sorry…. But Mom…. All right, I’ll bring it right back. Phone: Click. Jill: Jack! Why did you tell Mom I took her favorite DVD? If you hadn’t said anything I could have gotten Cats! back on her shelf before she noticed, but now she’s mad at me for taking it without permission. Jack: Me? I didn’t talk to her. Why would I? Jill: Well, someone did, and it could hardly be one of these […]
Lover’s Triangle
Jill: So now you only like Gin? And Gin mostly likes Tonic, but Tonic still prefers you. Why don’t just get along like you used to? Jack: The dog tried to pee on me, Jill. A man’s got to take something like that serious. Today’s theme is Triangle Be sure to visit the home page.
A Long Way From Home
Jack: I thought you said it would be easier once we got across the desk. Jill: How was I to know Alice has been busy? Gin: oink. Today’s theme is Looking Down Previously in Jack and Jill: The Long Treck Across a Desk Be sure to visit the home page.
The Long Treck Across a Desk
Gin: Meooooow! (translation – “Are we there yet?”) Jill: Hang in there, everyone. I’m sure we’ll get through here in no time. Then it’s only a bit further to home. Jack: You’ve been saying that since the gas ran out. Jill: How was I to know the desk would be so cluttered? Jack: We are talking about Alice Audrey’s desk. Of course it’s cluttered! Gin: Meow (“True that!”) Tonic: Woof! (“You said it!”) Today’s theme is Cluttered Previously in Jack […]
Missing
Today’s theme is Missing/Missed Previously in Jack and Jill: Fingers Are Digits Too Be sure to visit the home page.
Fingers Are Digits Too
Jill: I’m glad you like the new digital camera, but how many pictures of me do you plan to take? Today’s theme is Digital Previously in Jack and Jill: Be sure to visit the home page.
A Deal
Jack: So… here’s the deal. You don’t pee on me anymore and I won’t kick you out. Agreed? Tonic: Woof! Jack: Good. Then we’re all square. Jill: Now that you two aren’t squaring off anymore, I’ll go fix you both a square meal. I’ll bet you were getting hungry. Jack: That’s for sure. It’s been days since you’ve fed either one of us. Today’s theme is Square Previously in Jack and Jill: Be sure to visit the home page.
A Dog of a Different Color
Jill: Tonic! You’re back. And you’re covered in dust. But Jack’s still mad at you. I’m afraid he’d throw you out again if he saw you like this. Oh, wait. I’ve got an idea! Jack: Hey, you got us a new dog? Great! Gin: lick. Today’s word was dust
Taking Aim
Jack: I’m telling you Jill, Tonic was about to piss on me. Jill: No, no, I’m sure he only meant to hit the tree. Jack: Well, if it happens again, tree or no tree, he’s going to have to hit the road. Today’s theme is Road Previously in Jack and Jill: What a Tree Means to Me Be sure to visit the home page.
