Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill
Gold Rings
Jack: I guess a woman of my own was just a figment of my imagination. No gold rings for me….. Eeeeek! Theodor: If you want the right future, help me make it! Previously in Jack and Jill: Making a Horse’s Blanket of Yourself Over Love The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “gold rings” as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Making a Horse’s Blanket of Yourself Over Love
Jack: Jill? Where could she be? If I don’t find her in the next ten minutes, I give up. Previously in Jack and Jill: Jack, Do You Really Expect to Find Jill There? The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “horse blanket” as suggested by Jannie Funster Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Jack, Do You Really Expect to Find Jill There?
Previously in Jack and Jill: The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Meremac Caverns” as suggested by TWM Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Still Wrong
Previously in Jack and Jill: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “New York” as suggested by Jannie Funster Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
Jack: Theodor? Her name is Jill, right? Where are you? Previously in Jack and Jill: Shades The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Adirondack” as suggested by Alice Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Shades
Jack(to himself): Yep, I’ve got it made in the shade. I don’t want to change a single thing about myself. I’m not lonely at all. There’s no point in thinking about something that never ever happened. All that time travel stuff is just crazy talk. My wife was never born because her mother accidentally killed her great grandfather? Hah! As if. It’s not like I’ve ever seen….. (turn) Eeek! Previously in Jack and Jill: Blowing Smoke At the Smoke House […]
Blowing Smoke At the Smoke House Bar and Grill aka Denial
Raoul: We should have gone to a bar with chicks. Mike: Yeah. Chicks. I need a chick. Raoul: Doesn’t it seem like it’s getting harder and harder to get chicks? Mike: Yeah, well, we aren’t getting any younger. Raoul: If only there was something we could do about it. Mike: We’d have to time travel to make a difference. Raoul: Hey, what do you think, Jack? You’ve been awfully quiet all evening. Jack: I’m good. Yep. Totally fine. Previously in […]
Give Me a Break
Theodor: Very well, if Jack will not assist, I will simply have to rectify the time stream on my own. If only I did not suspect something amiss. Poof! (Gone through time) Theodor: Oh! Of course! The brake line. Previously in Jack and Jill: Mid-Knight Bash The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “brake” as suggested by Alice Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Mid-Knight
Theodor: Where are you going so late at night? You weren’t planning on taking my time machine, were you?” Jack: Of course not. I’m going LARPing. Theodor: Live Action Role Play at this time of night? Jack: Yep. It’s a drinking party. We’re going to drink mead and bash each other with rubber swords. We’re calling it a Mid-Knight Bash. Previously in Jack and Jill: Time to Travel? The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “midnight” as suggested […]
Time to Travel?
Jack: THAT’S a time machine? Theodor: Yes. I need your help to set the time stream to rights. When will you be ready? Jack: When Easter falls in May. Theodor: That can be arranged. Previously in Jack and Jill: Moving Violations The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “When Easter falls in May” as suggested by Brian Miller Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Moving Violations
Mike: Seriously, Raoul, who do you think looks more like a cue ball, him or me? We whoever you pick will be the ball. Raoul: It’s all the same to me. Previously in Jack and Jill: Cue Ball The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “moving” as suggested by Alice Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Cue Ball
Jack: I thought we were going out to play billiards. Mike: Yeah. Bill. Yards. Jack: What is that? Is that even a thing? Mike: Sure, it’s a thing. You take a ball and… Jack: What ball? We don’t even have that. Mike: Well, you’ve got a cue ball head. We’ll just use you. Jack: Oh, that’s rich coming from you. Mike: Well, we’ll let Raoul decide. Jack: Who’s Raoul? Raoul: That’s my cue. Previously in Jack and Jill: Bill Yards […]
Bill Yards
Jack: Whoah! Look at that! TV: Touch down! And the the Buffalo Bills move into the lead. Mike: I bet I could have done that. Jack: No you couldn’t. Mike: Sure I could. Hey, I’m in the mood for some Bill Yards. Wanna get together Saturday and play? Jack: Sure, sure. I’m up for anythings. Previously in Jack and Jill: Dis- Still- Ation The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “billiards” as suggested by Brian Miller Want to […]
Dis- Still- Ation
Theodor: You’ve been a lot more active since the time stream was altered, however I can not say I approve of any of the endeavors you have taken on. Are you sure you won’t help me rebuild the time machine so I can return to the moment when your mother-in-law prevented her own existence? Jack: From what you’ve said about my mother-in-law I’m better off not helping you out. Theodor: But what of your wife? You loved her very much […]
J&J Today
I just encountered the photographic equivalent of writer’s block. I haven’t had to deal with writer’s block in a looooong time. I’m quite confident that I will get over it, but maybe not this weekend. So, look for Jack and Jill next week. Or Jack at any rate. For the time being, Jill is out of the picture.
