Categotry Archives: Gerbil TV
A Western Man
Jack: How long until it gets here? I don’t want anyone to see me like this. Jill: There’s no shame in it. Jack: I was doing just fine fixing the truck on my own. We don’t need a mechanic, just a few parts. Jill: Yes, I know. We’ll get them now. Jack: I can’t believe there was no one around to give us a ride! It better get here soon. I don’t want anyone to know. Jill: You know, in […]
Hangups
Jack: What are you doing up there, Gin? We’ve been calling you for dinner. Need some help down? Gin: Meow. Jack: Hold on. Let me make a lasso and I’ll get you down. Oops. Jack: Gin! Wait! Don’t leave me hanging here. Today’s theme is hanging Previously in Jack and Jill: Jill’s Latest Kick The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Jill’s Latest Kick
Jill: I took up yoga. Jack, you should take it up too. It’ll make you limber. Jack: I’m already plenty limber. See? I can turn my body into a triangle. Jill: You call that a triangle? Check this out. Jack: Whoah! You win. Today’s theme is triangle Previously in Jack and Jill: How Free? The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
How Free?
Jack: I am so sorry, Darling. I shouldn’t have read your diary. I see that now. It’ll never happen again. So please, honey cakes, let me free. Jill: Free? Free? Are you sure that’s what you want? Jack: Well, now, let’s not go overboard here. Just loosen the ropes a little. I’m sure we can come up with a compromise from there. Jill: heh, heh, heh. Jack: Gulp. Today’s theme is free Previously in Jack and Jill: Open Communication The […]
Open Communication
Jack: Jill’s diary?! I wonder what she thinks about me. Jill: Jack! What are you doing? Jack: Darling, you’re always saying I’m an open book. I’m just keeping it fair. Today’s theme is open Previously in Jack and Jill: New Shoes The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
New Shoes
Jill: Honey, I don’t think I can take another step. These shoes are killing me. Look. They’ve turned my feet purple! Jack: How can you tell? Today’s theme is purple Previously in Jack and Jill: 6 Feet Under The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
6 Feet Under
Jill: Mom, when Jack said you’d have to dig to get a six pack like his, I think he meant his abs. Jill’s Mom: Doesn’t matter. Jill: I’ll get you your own beer. Jill’s Mom: No need. Jill: How deep are you going to dig anyway? Jill’s Mom: Deep enough. Hey, what time is it? Jill: 6 pm. Jill’s Mom: Rats. He isn’t drunk enough yet and my bus leaves in 60 minutes. Guess I’ll have to finish this later. […]
So Many Bubbles
Jill: What is this doing here? And all these bubbles! It must have been Jack. He always forgets that the hip bath has a leak. Jill: Mom?! Today’s theme is bubbles This one is directly related to what came previously in Jack and Jill: Beauty Queen The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Beauty Queen
Jill’s Mother: What is that you have up there? Jill, Honey, I know you asked me not to help you clean but in my opinion you need me. Jill’s Mother: Well, I’ll just climb up here and take care of that. Jack: You’re all sparkly. Ma’am, I do believe I’ve never seen you looking better. Jill’s Mother: Humph! The best thing about me is my sparkling personalty. Now quit humming that tune and show me where I can take a […]
Miss Communication
Jill: Hurry up, Jack. I need to get in at my monthly. Jack: What?!!!! Jill: My monthly. I need my monthly. Jack: No. Don’t tell me. You’re not…. Jack: Oh. That’s what you needed? Jill: Yes, there’s a recipe I want to try. What did you think I meant? Today’s theme is monthly Previously in Jack and Jill: Share and Share Alike The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Share and Share Alike
Jack: What’s for dinner? I’m starving. Jill: Mother ate us out of house and home. The only thing left was a cinnamon roll, and I already ate half of it. but you can have the other half. Jack: You call this half?! Jack: (muttering to himself) What I want to know is where she packs the rest. Today’s theme is half Previously in Jack and Jill: Visitor The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the […]
Visitor
Jill: Here. I found your black socks. You look great, but what are you getting all dressed up for? Jack: We have a special visitor coming. Jill: Who? Jack: You’re mother. Today’s theme is mother Previously in Jack and Jill: Where Socks Go The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Be sure to visit the home page.
Where Socks Go
Jack: How come there’s only one black sock in the dryer? Jill: Don’t ask me. There were two when I put them in. I’m sure of it. Jack: Well the dryer must have eaten one, ’cause there’s only one in there now. Jill: I know. It’s like there’s a sock-eating black hole inside. Jack: Darling, looks to me like there might be more than one. Today’s theme is black Previously in Jack and Jill: Add Diction The rules for Photohunt […]
Add Diction
Jack: I’m tired of you ragging on me about the drinking. it doesn’t happen all that much, right? So it’s fine. I’m not a drunk. Jill: Whatever. I don’t want to talk about it anymore either. Jack: If someone has an addiction in this house, it’s you. You and this Sudoku thing. Jill: Silly. That isn’t an addiction. It’s addition. Today’s theme is addiction Previously in Jack and Jill: Rolling In The Dough The rules for Photohunt can be found […]
Rolling in the Dough
Jill: Jack! Where are you, Jack? Jaaaaaack! That man is driving me up the wall! First he goes to an all night poker game, then comes home horizontal and accuses ME of laying down on the job. He probably lost all his money, though Uncle Ted insists he’s rolling in the dough and didn’t have any trouble covering all his bets. Knowing him, he’s collapsed on a cold floor right now and needs a blanket to cover him. Jaaaaack! Where […]
