Categotry Archives: Gerbil TV
Gotcha, Jack!
Jack: Jill! Previously in Jack and Jill With Running Water saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is bright. Be sure to visit the home page.
With Running Water
Jill: What-cha doing? Jack: Trying to fix this leaky faucet. We have buyers coming in to look at the house tomorrow. If they see the faucet leaks, they’ll think all kinds of things are wrong with the house. Jill: We should hire a plumber. Jack: The one with the huge butt and the pants… Jill: … that hang down to… and he kept telling all those dirty jokes…. hmmm…. Isn’t there anyone else? Jack: Not one we can afford. Jill: […]
PMS
Jill: Did you just say… P. M. S.? Jack: Uh… yeah. Jill: I’ll show you PMS!!! saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is emotion. Be sure to visit the home page. This is the culmination of a three part series. If you haven’t already seen them, I recommend you check out the other two parts: Previously in Jack and Jill Jill Alone in the […]
G-g-g-g-ghost!
Jack: Hi. Jill: Thank God you’re home! Jack, we have to do something! There’s a ghost in the house. Jack: Huh? Jill: We have to get out of here! While you were gone a ghost came along and messed with my hair. Jack: Come on, Jill. There’s no such thing as ghosts. Jill: Of course there’s a ghost. You don’t think I’d do this to my own hair, do you? Jack: Um….. Jill: Well? How do you explain it? Jack: […]
Jill Alone in the House
Hover over the pictures if you’d like words to go with them. Lori V. Just Say These Words saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is yourself Be sure to visit the home page. Previously in Jack and Jill There Was an Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe I am very, very pleased to accept an award from Tammy for the Jack and Jill series. Thank you.
There Was an Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe
Jack: You want to live WHERE?! Jill: Oh come on, Jack. It’s perfect for us. We don’t need a big place like we have now. This is close to work and comes from the best store. Jack: No. No way. Nuh-huh. I’m not living in a high-heel. Look, if we have to live in a shoe, I know just the place. Jill: Shreeeeek! No! You’re kidding, right? You won’t make me live THERE will you? Jack: What’s wrong […]
Jack Knows Better
Jill: Jack, what are you looking for? Jack: Candy. Jill: You won’t find it among my spices. Jack: I know what I’m dong. Jill: Well all right. Just don’t make a mess. Jack: Ah-hah! I found them. I’ll just take this to the workshop. Jill will never know I swiped one. Jill: Oh, that man! feefifoto Tamy ~ 3 Sides of Crazy CrAzY Working Mom maryt/theteach saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found […]
Time's Up
If you haven’t been following the Jack and Jill story, I strongly recomend you click the “Previously in Jack and Jill” link. Previously in Jack and Jill Jack in Hiding saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme is Time Be sure to visit the home page.
13 Broken Bones
We continue the story of Jack and Jill from last week when Jack fell off the roof. Jill: How do you feel? Jack: Ow! Jill: The doctor said you broke 13 bones, but the worst was your little toe. He thought for a little while they were going to have to amputate. Jack: More morphine, please. Jill: He said the two cracked ribs would probably hurt the longest. Jack: groan. Jill: He said I could take you home the day […]
Jack Fell Down
Jill: Jack? Oh no! Jack! Jill: You didn’t go up on the roof after I told you not to, did you? Jack: (silence) Jill: You did! Oh no! Are you all right? Jack: (groan) Jill: Oh no! What do I do? What do I do? Jack: (groan) Jill: Oh, your leg, your arms, you… neck? Can you feel anything? Jack: Ouch. Jill: Booo hoooo! I killed my husband. I told him to paint the house and now […]
No, Jack! No!
Jill: Jack? What are you doing? Jack: Drinking. Jill: I can see that. What I want to know is why? Jack: You want me to paint the thing on the roof, right? Jill: (slowly) Yeahhhhhh. Jack: I needed a little courage. Jill: Oh no. No, no, no! You are not going up there like this. Jack: Do you want it done, or don’t you? saturday photo scavenger hunt The rules for Photohunt can be found here. Today’s theme […]
Jack and Jill Paint the House
As if climbing up the file cabinet to get the paint last week wasn’t bad enough. This week Jill wants to actually use the paint. Jack: You want me to paint WHAT? Jill: Come on, Jack. You can see for yourself it’s just primer. We have to paint it soon. The real estate lady said so. Jack: By “we” you wouldn’t happen to mean you, would you? Jill: You don’t really expect ME to get on the roof, do you? Do you have any […]
Jack and Jill Went Up the File Cabinet
They can do that sort of thing without rope because they are bendies and have magnets in their feet. They went up the file cabinet to get the bucket of paint. They recently decided to move, which means they get to do all sorts of things like paint the house and fix the faucet and call a real estate agent. Jack: It’s white. I know it’s white. Jill: It better not be white. I want Burnt Sienna. Jack: Stop being […]
Wood
Ah, yes. The start of the great Jane and Gumby romance. It all began when Mr. Al put pictures of TP all over the FanLit Forever board on threads belonging to people who were off at the Romance Writer’s of America national convention, and thus couldn’t protect themselves. Jane and I sneaked into the office for a little revenge. Notice, the desk is wooden. 😀 This was submitted to PhotoHunt. saturday photo scavenger hunt Which can be found here.
