Categotry Archives: Gerbil TV
Plant of the Ape
Jill’s Mom: Hey, Sis. Thanks for calling but I’m busy right now so I have to get off the phone. Aunt Gertrude: What are you doing? Jill’s Mom: Remember when we all went drinking a few nights ago, including my daughter and my no good son-in-law? Aunt Gertrude: Yep, yep. I remember. You got so drunk we had to carry you out. Jill’s Mom: Well, never mind that. Jack borrowed some money from me to get more beer, then called […]
Now, There’s a Thought
Jill: What happened to you? Jack: I got zapped by an ad. To be continued. Previously in Jack and Jill: For more posts with Zap go to Whistle Stop Photohunt For more posts with advertising go to Keyhole Pictures
Broken Hearted
Jack: I really wanted to buy these earrings for Jill. I know she’ll love them. But I’m broke. Today’s theme is Broken Previously in Jack and Jill: She Likes to Get High Be sure to visit the home page.
She Likes to Get High
Jack: I know who did this, but where could she be? Today’s theme is High Previously in Jack and Jill: PDA Be sure to visit the home page.
PDA
Today’s theme is Public Previously in Jack and Jill: Where All the Best Pie Ends Up Be sure to visit the home page.
Where All the Best Pie Ends Up
Jill: So that’s what took you two so long. That’s a pity. Just when I thought it would be worth the weight. Today’s theme is Waiting Previously in Jack and Jill: He’s On It Be sure to visit the home page.
He’s On It
Jill: (calling from the next room) Did you find the pie? Jack: Yeah. I’ve got it covered. Today’s theme is Covered It directly relates to last week’s : Yell Oh Be sure to visit the home page.
Yell Oh
Jack: I thought you said there’s be lemon pie, but I can’t find it. Jill: It’s behind that door, but don’t open it. Jack: Why not? Jack: OH!!!! Jill: Because Mom hates it when you yell “oh” in her face. Today’s theme is Yellow Previously in Jack and Jill: He Wouldn’t Be sure to visit the home page.
He Wouldn’t
Jack: What? You think I took the chocolate chips? Just because I have a little chocolate on my hands… Seriously, Darling you know I wouldn’t do something like that. Jill: Did you just say wood ant? Jack: Um… yeah. That’s it. A wood ant took your chocolate chips. You believe me don’t you? Jill: I sure do. Run!!!! Today’s theme is Wooden Previously in Jack and Jill: Be sure to visit the home page.
That’s Not The Point
Jack: No! That’s still wrong. Raoul: But the other one got greasy so I couldn’t wear it to the party. My frat brothers would laugh. Jack: You think they won’t laugh anyway? Raoul: They’re expecting it. Jill: Just don’t mess this one up. It’s my last good dress. Today’s theme is Greasy Previously in Jack and Jill: Be sure to visit the home page.
Wrong. Just Wrong
Jack: You know, Raoul, the first time you got drunk and put on Jill’s dress was funny. The second time was a little weird. But now you wear it all the time. That’s just wrong, Raoul. Jill: Yeah, you’ve stretched it out and it’s all wrinkly. Better have it dry cleaned before you give it back. Today’s theme is Wrong Previously in Jack and Jill: Cymbolism Be sure to visit the home page.
Cymbolism
Jill: Is this really a how-to-play-guitar program? I don’t get all these symbols. Just how are we supposed to play that? Today’s theme is Symbolic Previously in Jack and Jill: Just One More Drink, please Be sure to visit the home page.
Just One More Drink, please
Jill: I don’t mind making you a smoothie now and then, and I don’t mind you’re drinking so many of them, but I’m fed up with making so many. One more, and that’s it! Today’s theme is Drink If you didn’t read last week’s Jack and Jill – Just One – your really should. It’s the set up for this week. Be sure to visit the home page.
